ZONK Trucker Cap

Subtle? Hell no. This hat doesn’t ask for permission—it shows up unannounced, says “ZONK,” and disappears before formation even starts. It’s loud, it’s legendary, and it’s exactly what every active duty dream and E-4 mafia fantasy is made of.

Perfect for grunts, terminal LARs, sham shields, and anyone who’s ever silently prayed for a surprise day off… or plotted how to make it one.

• 26% cotton / 74% polyester — breathable enough for high temps and high hopes

• Mid-profile, structured six-panel build — holds up better than your alibi

• 3.5" crown — for maximum ZONK energy projection

• Mesh back — keeps your head cool when leadership isn’t

• Permacurv® visor — holds shape like your plan to call in sick

• Plastic adjustable snap — freedom-sized for every skull

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ — one size fits most dreams of early release

💤 Wear it like you mean it. Disappear like you earned it.
ZONK: Because sometimes the mission is to vanish.

Heads up (literally):
We don’t keep piles of hats sitting in some dusty warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order—like a tactical taco for your head. That means shipping takes a bit longer, but it's worth the wait.

Thanks for supporting made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience is legendary. Probably.