I Don't Need Therapy T

For the woman whose idea of self-care is kicking doors, not lighting candles. This tee is soft, comfy, and just the right amount of unhinged — perfect for the gym, the range, or intimidating your barista before 9am.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — feels like a hug, but from a drill sergeant

• Heather options blended with polyester — because even chaos deserves comfort

• 4.2 oz fabric weight — light enough to chase down your demons

• Relaxed fit — built for freedom, not restriction

• Pre-shrunk — because surprise shrinkage is for your ex, not your shirt

• Crew neck and side-seamed construction — clean, classic, and built to last

Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while plotting world domination. Whatever your vibe, this tee says what your face already does: I’m fine. Just one global conflict away from really feeling like myself again.

🔥 Warning: May cause flashbacks, side-eyes, and extreme confidence.
🇺🇸 Therapy is expensive. War stories are free.

Heads up (and torso):
We don’t keep stacks of shirts collecting dust in some warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order like a tactical taco for your chest. That means shipping takes a little longer, but trust us... it’s worth the wait.

Thanks for backing made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience? Legendary. Probably.