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For when your vibe says "approach with caution" but your shirt screams it louder.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a perimeter defense system disguised as drip. Inspired by the sacred laws of personal space and the sacred art of stabbing things on principle, this tee is perfect for those who believe that situational awareness isn’t just a suggestion—it’s a survival skill.

🪖 Specs:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (a soft hug from freedom itself)

• Lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd²—won’t slow you down when it’s time to neutralize

• Pre-shrunk, so the message stays bold even after the laundry ambush

• Side-seamed for that tactical, flattering fit

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because structure matters, just like your perimeter

Perfect for:

• Veterans, warriors, and sarcasm snipers

• Those who flinch when someone walks too close at Costco

• Anyone who owns more blades than houseplants

Cover and Concealment — outfitting America’s most dangerous introverts, one threat-assessing shirt at a time.
And no, that sharp object is NOT for spreading butter.

Heads up (and torso):
We don’t keep stacks of shirts collecting dust in some warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order like a tactical taco for your chest. That means shipping takes a little longer, but trust us... it’s worth the wait.

Thanks for backing made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience? Legendary. Probably.