My Other Hat Twill Cap

Because sometimes you trade in the Kevlar for comfort—but you still side-eye the exits and judge people’s trigger discipline at the grocery store.

This hat is for the veterans, the warriors, and the tactically inclined civilians who still walk like they’ve got 80 pounds of gear on and a mission to finish. It’s comfy, built to last, and says, “Yeah, I’ve worn the real thing. What’s your excuse?”

• Two sizes with a stretch band — because one-size-fits-all is for pogs

• Athletic shape with a curved visor — aerodynamic for high-speed beer runs

• 63% polyester / 34% cotton / 3% spandex twill — durable enough to survive awkward small talk

• Structured 6-panel, mid-profile design — stands tall, just like your opinion on boot standards

• 6 embroidered eyelets — for ventilation when the conversation gets political

• Silver undervisor — reflects shade like you reflect bad leadership

• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” — fits most noggins full of sarcasm and suppressed memories

Throw it on, flex the freedom, and let the world know your helmet days may be over—but your badassery isn’t.
🇺🇸 Comfort mode: activated. Situational awareness: always on.

Heads up (literally):
We don’t keep piles of hats sitting in some dusty warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order—like a tactical taco for your head. That means shipping takes a bit longer, but it's worth the wait.

Thanks for supporting made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience is legendary. Probably.