I Stab Things Trucker Cap

Subtle? No. Effective? Always. This hat isn’t here to whisper—it’s here to scream “I’ve got a dark sense of humor and probably a fixed blade within reach.”

Perfect for medics, grunts, chefs with rage issues, or anyone who appreciates a good patch and a little sarcasm with their sunshine.

• 26% cotton / 74% polyester — breathable and durable, like you on a Monday

• Mid-profile fit with a structured six-panel build — holds shape better than your last team leader

• 3.5" crown — just enough altitude to assert dominance

• Mesh back — for ventilation when the tension rises

• Permacurv® visor — keeps its shape no matter how many side-eyes you give

• Plastic adjustable snap — because freedom fits all

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ — for skulls full of dark humor and situational awareness

🪓 Wear it proudly. Just... maybe don’t wear it to therapy.
Because sometimes words fail—so you stab things.

Heads up (literally):
We don’t keep piles of hats sitting in some dusty warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order—like a tactical taco for your head. That means shipping takes a bit longer, but it's worth the wait.

Thanks for supporting made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience is legendary. Probably.