Straight Outta Nightmares Crop Hoodie
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Flexible returns
For the woman who scares weak men, crushes workouts, and inspires freedom.
This crop hoodie wasn’t made for the faint of heart. It’s made for bold, fierce, freedom-loving women who turn heads, break rules, and still manage to hit the gym harder than their ex hits rock bottom.
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Raw hem – Like your filter: totally gone.
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Dropped shoulders – Because carrying the weight of freedom shouldn’t wrinkle your style.
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Super-soft fleece – Feels like a hug from Lady Liberty after leg day.
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Matching drawstrings – For tying it all together, even when life (or your WOD) gets messy.
Perfect for workouts, warmups, cooldowns, or freedom-fueled grocery runs. Whether you're lifting, lounging, or just looking better than everyone else—this hoodie’s got your six.
🦅 Warning: May cause spontaneous flexing, fireworks, and freedom-fueled PRs.
Heads up (and torso):
We don’t keep stacks of shirts collecting dust in some warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order like a tactical taco for your chest. That means shipping takes a little longer, but trust us... it’s worth the wait.
Thanks for backing made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience? Legendary. Probably.