"I Don't Need Therapy" T

You don’t need therapy. You need a range day, a stiff drink, and for people to stop asking dumb questions. This shirt says it so you don’t have to (again). Soft, lightweight, and stretches just enough to handle your daily eye rolls and occasional yelling at the TV.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — softer than your squad's feelings

• Heather colors include polyester because life’s about compromise

• 4.2 oz fabric weight — light enough to run your mouth in the heat

• Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for boot camp

• Side-seamed construction for that clean, tactical look

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds up when you're holding back rage
  

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And maybe skip the group hug.

Heads up (and torso):
We don’t keep stacks of shirts collecting dust in some warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order like a tactical taco for your chest. That means shipping takes a little longer, but trust us... it’s worth the wait.

Thanks for backing made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience? Legendary. Probably.