Evolution Tank

From wide-eyed private to salty vet with a back held together by Motrin and spite—this tank walks you through the glorious transformation we all know too well.

Whether you’re still cleaning your weapon like it’s a love language or just here for the VA appointments and discount coffee, this shirt lets the world know: you’ve evolved, and probably not for the better.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton — softer than your last CO’s hands

• Tri-blend option — for when your joints need as much stretch as your excuses

• 4.2 oz fabric weight — breathable enough for PT or power naps

• Side-seamed — because lopsided is for formation, not your tank top

• 30 singles thread weight — smooth like your transition brief said it’d be

Perfect for the gym, the grill, or giving unsolicited war stories to strangers who didn’t ask.

From hooah to hold my beer — it’s not just a shirt. It’s a timeline.
🇺🇸 Adapt. Overcome. Complain loudly.

Heads up (and torso):
We don’t keep stacks of shirts collecting dust in some warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order like a tactical taco for your chest. That means shipping takes a little longer, but trust us... it’s worth the wait.

Thanks for backing made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience? Legendary. Probably.